Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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