Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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