I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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