Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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