I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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