when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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