i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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