I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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