he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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