Welp...herpes.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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