yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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