i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i dont even know how to be here
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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