i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Randomize