yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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