Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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