Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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