I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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