We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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