You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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