i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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