don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I touched a dick in church today
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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