sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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