Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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