You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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