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Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.

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(310): Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary. http://tfl.nu/o8eq

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If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........

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(918): If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........ http://tfl.nu/fan3

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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one

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(405): so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one http://tfl.nu/mfz0

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He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.

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(678): He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went. http://tfl.nu/yfsi

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so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night

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(732): so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night http://tfl.nu/ig0k

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So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!

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(904): So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius! http://tfl.nu/2kph

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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating

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(704): i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating http://tfl.nu/bh4g

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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.

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(614): So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome. http://tfl.nu/kpah

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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...

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(603): So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts... http://tfl.nu/9w6o

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I was the one passing out cake at the bars

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(720): I was the one passing out cake at the bars http://tfl.nu/ucfe

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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?

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(919): Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you? http://tfl.nu/64mv

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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.

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(215): Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know. http://tfl.nu/nlx4

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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.

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(403): Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards. http://tfl.nu/sqj0

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I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.

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(310): I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas. http://tfl.nu/mh99

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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.

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(405): Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out. http://tfl.nu/dhlk

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