whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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