oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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