dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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