Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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