Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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