she looked like the before picture.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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