so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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