what if I'm pregnant?
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those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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