Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize