She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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