I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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