butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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