But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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