Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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