sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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