Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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