just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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