I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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