you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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