Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
We need to rekindle our bromance
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
do nipples grow back?
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