quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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