i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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