you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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