remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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