new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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